I finally got through the mail that accumulated over break, and thank you SO MUCH to tuesdaysgone
(yours made me lol so hard!), citibyrd
(adorable!), and quarterturn
(I got glitter all over my pants!) for your cards ♥♥ They're up on my wall above my desk so I can see them all the time :)
Something I just realized I want: Mismatched kinkfic. You know how any time there's anything sort of "kinky" (from full BDSM to just plain old hairpulling) in a fic, no matter who the pair are, or how long they've been together, they always
are pretty much perfectly matched? "Oh no, I accidentally slapped your ass but I liked it/Oh don't worry, slap my ass more, it's my favorite!" kind of thing. And the only time I've ever seen this subverted is when one of the partners is kind of cautious about a kink they haven't tried, or have tried and didn't like in the past, but they're willing to try it and !!! they end up loving it! I want two people who are completely in love and completely mismatched in terms of kink, to the point where it just won't work, and they have to figure out whether they have to suffer through something they are totally not into every other night or have vanilla sex forever.
For example (and I'm going with a personal favorite kink, for the sake of ease :P), Gerard loves to be spanked. LOVES IT. But anything that involves hurting his partner is a total bonerkill for Frank. He just can't do it, it's not hot to him at all, it's weird and uncomfortable and he doesn't care that Gerard is asking for it and totally moans his way through the whole thing, he just doesn't hit his SO. No. Conversely, Frank is totally into roleplay. Naughty schoolgirl, naughty teacher, naughty plumber, naughty knight errant...he doesn't care, it's just hot. But to Gerard, roleplaying is D&D in a basement, and there's nothing sexy about it, and what, he's just supposed to say creepy porn stuff? It makes him really uncomfortable and awkward, and always feels like he's doing something wrong, which makes it pretty hard for him to perform.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THEIR MISMATCHED LUV ;___;