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Mar. 31st, 2009 09:18 pmThe first paragraph popped into my head during Queer Europe, and hark! Less than a thousand words of Frank/Jamia pegging porn. Enjoy!
( Frank gets fucked up the ass! )
( Frank gets fucked up the ass! )
The Unpopular Opinons post was moast intriguing *fingersteeples* and seriously, I have such a slut fit for meta, you don't even want to know. I have been pondering what other things I would like you guys to talk about~ and this post's topic is PERSONAL CANON as related to pairings. I want to know what couples are right in your head (not necessarily OTP), which are wrong, and which (if any) you honestly 100% do believe are trufax.
( My thoughts on ya--bandslash )
( My thoughts on ya--bandslash )
unpopular opinions party?
Mar. 19th, 2009 07:28 pmI have this ridiculous kink for meta and talking about fandom like BLAHBLAHBLAH because I like to talk and discuss and shit, and there is never enough of it! So I am going to start some, and you are going to sit down and discuss shit with me!
The most traditional form of starting discussion, of course, is the Unpopular Fandom Opinions post, and I've never actually done one, soooooooooo, here we are!
( Unpopular things this way! )
The most traditional form of starting discussion, of course, is the Unpopular Fandom Opinions post, and I've never actually done one, soooooooooo, here we are!
( Unpopular things this way! )
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Mar. 3rd, 2009 02:44 pmBecause people actually seemed interested in reading this, and formatting a big ol' chatlog is way more rewarding than doing the readings for my evening class, have a really really messy chatfic! Seriousy, this is uncapitalized, has emoticons and "idk!", and is not particularly coherent...but it does have werewolves. Some genderswap werewolves >_> (hai Way sisters!)
I do hope to expand this into an actual good story one day, since this doesn't include much of my very stupidly thinky werewolf politics and stuff, just plain old pining and angst and stupids!
Thanks to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
perspexsea for listening to me ramble ♥
( The Self-Indulgent Werewolf AU )
I do hope to expand this into an actual good story one day, since this doesn't include much of my very stupidly thinky werewolf politics and stuff, just plain old pining and angst and stupids!
Thanks to
perspexsea for listening to me ramble ♥( The Self-Indulgent Werewolf AU )
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Feb. 26th, 2009 12:02 amalternatekeys asked for Bob/Patrick domesticfic for her birthday, so here that is. It's really quick and kind of sloppy, but I wanted to get it done for you asap bb ♥ I hope you like itLesse...I'll call this...
Bob Bryar is Easy (Not Like That)
Bob/Patrick, R
( Domestic pr0n for Britt :) )
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Feb. 13th, 2009 09:15 amHey folks, my favorite of my ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
sosodirty fics is going up today!~*~ So you should definitely check it out :DDD
Framed to bend
Bob/Gerard (some Gerard/Brian, past Bob/Frank), NC-17, ~7k
Prompt: Being given to another dom, written forsosodirty
"My reason is not framed to bend or stoop: my knees are." -Michael Eyquem de Montaigne
Bob lets Brian talk him into "petsitting" Gerard.
Warnings: D/s, BDSM, toys
Beta'd byjulesmania. This is for you, panda ♥
"It’s just like taking care of a cat, man, but easier. Give him a place to sleep, smack him around some. He doesn’t cause trouble."
Also! I'm going home for the weekend :DDDD to see my lil' sister's play, so I'll be around late at night tonight and tomorrow, but probably not much during the day :) HOME!
sosodirty fics is going up today!~*~ So you should definitely check it out :DDDFramed to bend
Bob/Gerard (some Gerard/Brian, past Bob/Frank), NC-17, ~7k
Prompt: Being given to another dom, written for
sosodirty"My reason is not framed to bend or stoop: my knees are." -Michael Eyquem de Montaigne
Bob lets Brian talk him into "petsitting" Gerard.
Warnings: D/s, BDSM, toys
Beta'd by
julesmania. This is for you, panda ♥"It’s just like taking care of a cat, man, but easier. Give him a place to sleep, smack him around some. He doesn’t cause trouble."
Also! I'm going home for the weekend :DDDD to see my lil' sister's play, so I'll be around late at night tonight and tomorrow, but probably not much during the day :) HOME!
tug | pete/gerard, r
Feb. 8th, 2009 11:27 pmTug
Pete/Gerard, R, ~3k
Prompt: Harems, written forsosodirty
The new boys come to Pete, nervous and scared, or if they aren’t nervous, he comes to them, because they should be.
Warnings: sexual slavery, past genital mutilation
Thanks tojulesmania for the beta ♥
( Pete is getting too damn old for this. )
Pete/Gerard, R, ~3k
Prompt: Harems, written for
sosodirtyThe new boys come to Pete, nervous and scared, or if they aren’t nervous, he comes to them, because they should be.
Warnings: sexual slavery, past genital mutilation
Thanks to
julesmania for the beta ♥( Pete is getting too damn old for this. )
framed to bend | bob/gerard
Feb. 7th, 2009 08:51 pmFramed to bend
Bob/Gerard (some Gerard/Brian, past Bob/Frank), NC-17, ~7k
Prompt: Being given to another dom, written forsosodirty
"My reason is not framed to bend or stoop: my knees are." -Michael Eyquem de Montaigne
Bob lets Brian talk him into "petsitting" Gerard.
Warnings: D/s, BDSM, toys
Beta'd byjulesmania. This is for you, panda ♥
( It’s just like taking care of a cat, man, but easier. Give him a place to sleep, smack him around some. He doesn’t cause trouble. )
Bob/Gerard (some Gerard/Brian, past Bob/Frank), NC-17, ~7k
Prompt: Being given to another dom, written for
sosodirty"My reason is not framed to bend or stoop: my knees are." -Michael Eyquem de Montaigne
Bob lets Brian talk him into "petsitting" Gerard.
Warnings: D/s, BDSM, toys
Beta'd by
julesmania. This is for you, panda ♥( It’s just like taking care of a cat, man, but easier. Give him a place to sleep, smack him around some. He doesn’t cause trouble. )
like a horse and carriage | frank/gerard
Feb. 7th, 2009 12:51 amLike a Horse and Carriage
Frank/Gerard, R. ~9k
Frank was raised wild, on a merchant vessel that sailed all around the world. When he returns home, an orphan, he is wed to a man with money and name that he has never met. A Victorian AU.
Warnings: Little historical value, ridiculous self-indulgence
Written forbandomficathon. Thanks to sparkfrost for the beta! Title and cuttext is from "Love and Marriage"
( Love and marriage go together like a horse and carriage )
Frank/Gerard, R. ~9k
Frank was raised wild, on a merchant vessel that sailed all around the world. When he returns home, an orphan, he is wed to a man with money and name that he has never met. A Victorian AU.
Warnings: Little historical value, ridiculous self-indulgence
Written for
bandomficathon. Thanks to sparkfrost for the beta! Title and cuttext is from "Love and Marriage"( Love and marriage go together like a horse and carriage )
kiss my class
Jan. 21st, 2009 09:28 amI finally got through the mail that accumulated over break, and thank you SO MUCH to tuesdaysgone (yours made me lol so hard!), citibyrd (adorable!), and quarterturn (I got glitter all over my pants!) for your cards ♥♥ They're up on my wall above my desk so I can see them all the time :)
Something I just realized I want: Mismatched kinkfic. You know how any time there's anything sort of "kinky" (from full BDSM to just plain old hairpulling) in a fic, no matter who the pair are, or how long they've been together, they always are pretty much perfectly matched? "Oh no, I accidentally slapped your ass but I liked it/Oh don't worry, slap my ass more, it's my favorite!" kind of thing. And the only time I've ever seen this subverted is when one of the partners is kind of cautious about a kink they haven't tried, or have tried and didn't like in the past, but they're willing to try it and !!! they end up loving it! I want two people who are completely in love and completely mismatched in terms of kink, to the point where it just won't work, and they have to figure out whether they have to suffer through something they are totally not into every other night or have vanilla sex forever.
For example (and I'm going with a personal favorite kink, for the sake of ease :P), Gerard loves to be spanked. LOVES IT. But anything that involves hurting his partner is a total bonerkill for Frank. He just can't do it, it's not hot to him at all, it's weird and uncomfortable and he doesn't care that Gerard is asking for it and totally moans his way through the whole thing, he just doesn't hit his SO. No. Conversely, Frank is totally into roleplay. Naughty schoolgirl, naughty teacher, naughty plumber, naughty knight errant...he doesn't care, it's just hot. But to Gerard, roleplaying is D&D in a basement, and there's nothing sexy about it, and what, he's just supposed to say creepy porn stuff? It makes him really uncomfortable and awkward, and always feels like he's doing something wrong, which makes it pretty hard for him to perform.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THEIR MISMATCHED LUV ;___;
tuesdaysgone (yours made me lol so hard!), citibyrd (adorable!), and quarterturn (I got glitter all over my pants!) for your cards ♥♥ They're up on my wall above my desk so I can see them all the time :)Something I just realized I want: Mismatched kinkfic. You know how any time there's anything sort of "kinky" (from full BDSM to just plain old hairpulling) in a fic, no matter who the pair are, or how long they've been together, they always are pretty much perfectly matched? "Oh no, I accidentally slapped your ass but I liked it/Oh don't worry, slap my ass more, it's my favorite!" kind of thing. And the only time I've ever seen this subverted is when one of the partners is kind of cautious about a kink they haven't tried, or have tried and didn't like in the past, but they're willing to try it and !!! they end up loving it! I want two people who are completely in love and completely mismatched in terms of kink, to the point where it just won't work, and they have to figure out whether they have to suffer through something they are totally not into every other night or have vanilla sex forever.
For example (and I'm going with a personal favorite kink, for the sake of ease :P), Gerard loves to be spanked. LOVES IT. But anything that involves hurting his partner is a total bonerkill for Frank. He just can't do it, it's not hot to him at all, it's weird and uncomfortable and he doesn't care that Gerard is asking for it and totally moans his way through the whole thing, he just doesn't hit his SO. No. Conversely, Frank is totally into roleplay. Naughty schoolgirl, naughty teacher, naughty plumber, naughty knight errant...he doesn't care, it's just hot. But to Gerard, roleplaying is D&D in a basement, and there's nothing sexy about it, and what, he's just supposed to say creepy porn stuff? It makes him really uncomfortable and awkward, and always feels like he's doing something wrong, which makes it pretty hard for him to perform.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THEIR MISMATCHED LUV ;___;
you are on notice mr. way
Jan. 17th, 2009 10:33 pmHad an awesomesauce dinner with the extended fam for my grandpa's birthday (my aunt even came in from TX!) but that all pales in comparison to Mr. G Way
OH SWEETIE ♥__________; My heart literally PANGED.
and also, I remember in the kerfuffle about BBB's inclusiveness/exclusiveness/what have you, someone mentioned how MCR aren't really connected to FBRverse outside of Mikey's flingage, and of course, fandom responded with a hearty "AU CONTRAIRE" but how nice of Gee to provide us with another bit of tasty canon
I LOVE HIS FACE. SO MUCH. UGH.
Then came a brief interlude with teenage drinking (not recommended), and a short attempt at "being cool".
OH SWEETIE ♥__________; My heart literally PANGED.
and also, I remember in the kerfuffle about BBB's inclusiveness/exclusiveness/what have you, someone mentioned how MCR aren't really connected to FBRverse outside of Mikey's flingage, and of course, fandom responded with a hearty "AU CONTRAIRE" but how nice of Gee to provide us with another bit of tasty canon
Oh and I just remembered we actually got Patrick Stump into it...Necrons...that was great...it's lure knew no bounds.
I LOVE HIS FACE. SO MUCH. UGH.
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Dec. 15th, 2008 07:19 pm3/4 done with my LAST EXAM WOOOO
Why does Frank feel the need to point out his dog's "little vagina" to us? Frank?
omg I am so soul tired
I been drinking Mt Dew directly out of 2 liter bottles
I'm gonna finish my exam, be with people, maybe work on my haremfic
I also posted the full version of the nextgen snippet I showed you folks if you didn't see, it's an entry back :)
Why does Frank feel the need to point out his dog's "little vagina" to us? Frank?
omg I am so soul tired
I been drinking Mt Dew directly out of 2 liter bottles
I'm gonna finish my exam, be with people, maybe work on my haremfic
I also posted the full version of the nextgen snippet I showed you folks if you didn't see, it's an entry back :)
fandompost woo
Dec. 5th, 2008 12:41 pmIt's a FANDOM POST, YAY!
First of all, I am tickled beyond belief that you guys dig the ballroom dancing au like you do <333 New friends (and maybe old one, idk) may not know this, but I LOVE TO TELL STORIES TO PEOPLE. This is because I am LAZY and also a FAT SLUT FOR FEEDBACK. The point is, I always always always want to tell my friends stories. Sometimes I post them and sometimes I don't but seriously. If any of you IM me (madhatterdru), I am always thrilled to tell you a story. You can be like JENNN TELL ME ABOUT MADCAP SPACE PIRATE GERARD AND FRANK THE DATA PRINCESS or FROG PRINCESS AU, GO! or if you're not picky and lazy (like me! highfive!) just go TELL ME A STORYYYY JENN OMG and I will! It's sort of magical! I get to chatter on happily about the boys I love for a while, and you get to make me happy by *hands*ing and loling and :Oing. So. IDK, I officially declare this ASK JEN TO TELL YOU A STORY Day! And tomorrow is too! Just IM me and ask! Or you could IM me and be like "hi" and I'm liable to be like LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS AU I WANT BUT AM TOO MUCH OF A LAZYASS TO WRITE UP PROPERLY :DDD
In relation to this (somewhat) is my list! I was thinking about fandom cliches and, you know what? I LOVE THEM. SO MUCH. Back in SPNfen? I was that lametard who was loved all the stupid fics that went like this:
SAM AND DEAN: WE ARE HUNTING A SUCCUBUS!
SAM OR DEAN: O NOEZ, I HAVE BEEN ATTACKED BY THE SUCCUBUS
DEAN OR SAM: O NOEZ!
SAM OR DEAN: WE MUST FUCK
DEAN OR SAM: BUT WE ARE BROTHERS
SAM OR DEAN: BUT WE MUSTTTTT or i will die
SAM AND DEAN: *FUCK LIKE BUNNIES*
When people started wising up and writing fic about being angsty and shit, I was like ;___; but but mustn't we fuck? ;___; That was really pointless, but this is a list of bandom cliches that I love! Tell me yours!
( Cliches = A+++ )
First of all, I am tickled beyond belief that you guys dig the ballroom dancing au like you do <333 New friends (and maybe old one, idk) may not know this, but I LOVE TO TELL STORIES TO PEOPLE. This is because I am LAZY and also a FAT SLUT FOR FEEDBACK. The point is, I always always always want to tell my friends stories. Sometimes I post them and sometimes I don't but seriously. If any of you IM me (madhatterdru), I am always thrilled to tell you a story. You can be like JENNN TELL ME ABOUT MADCAP SPACE PIRATE GERARD AND FRANK THE DATA PRINCESS or FROG PRINCESS AU, GO! or if you're not picky and lazy (like me! highfive!) just go TELL ME A STORYYYY JENN OMG and I will! It's sort of magical! I get to chatter on happily about the boys I love for a while, and you get to make me happy by *hands*ing and loling and :Oing. So. IDK, I officially declare this ASK JEN TO TELL YOU A STORY Day! And tomorrow is too! Just IM me and ask! Or you could IM me and be like "hi" and I'm liable to be like LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS AU I WANT BUT AM TOO MUCH OF A LAZYASS TO WRITE UP PROPERLY :DDD
In relation to this (somewhat) is my list! I was thinking about fandom cliches and, you know what? I LOVE THEM. SO MUCH. Back in SPNfen? I was that lametard who was loved all the stupid fics that went like this:
SAM AND DEAN: WE ARE HUNTING A SUCCUBUS!
SAM OR DEAN: O NOEZ, I HAVE BEEN ATTACKED BY THE SUCCUBUS
DEAN OR SAM: O NOEZ!
SAM OR DEAN: WE MUST FUCK
DEAN OR SAM: BUT WE ARE BROTHERS
SAM OR DEAN: BUT WE MUSTTTTT or i will die
SAM AND DEAN: *FUCK LIKE BUNNIES*
When people started wising up and writing fic about being angsty and shit, I was like ;___; but but mustn't we fuck? ;___; That was really pointless, but this is a list of bandom cliches that I love! Tell me yours!
( Cliches = A+++ )
So julesmania and I have an AWESOME (awesoooome) Gee/Bob line going with OMGBABY and as I snuggled into bed last night thinking about it, my brain was all "Hay. Hay. Guesswhatguesswhat. THE REAL GERARD IS GOING TO HAVE A BABY"
I wrote this in my head last night. and typed it up before botany. and now I bring it to you!
( Gerard/Lyn. 312 words. PG-13? )
Idek folks, it's like my writing bug was all "Finals? WHAT A GREAT TIME TO START WRITING AGAAAIN!" I'll try to get the next bit of the doofy Ballroom AU chatfic up after class today :D
julesmania and I have an AWESOME (awesoooome) Gee/Bob line going with OMGBABY and as I snuggled into bed last night thinking about it, my brain was all "Hay. Hay. Guesswhatguesswhat. THE REAL GERARD IS GOING TO HAVE A BABY"I wrote this in my head last night. and typed it up before botany. and now I bring it to you!
( Gerard/Lyn. 312 words. PG-13? )
Idek folks, it's like my writing bug was all "Finals? WHAT A GREAT TIME TO START WRITING AGAAAIN!" I'll try to get the next bit of the doofy Ballroom AU chatfic up after class today :D
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Nov. 27th, 2008 10:08 pmThe Be Your Own Pete Wentz Meme:
Put your MP3 player on shuffle, and write down the first line of the first twenty songs. Post the poem that results. The first line of the twenty-first is the title.
Come One, Come All
You know I'm usually more charismatic than this
I want you to want me
Touched, you say that I am too
This won't hurt more than a pinch
Would it be gay to write you a song to cheer you up
The world is cruel
Oh baby here comes the sound
Take my time, take it easier
Kids, I don't know what's wrong with these kids today
You remind me of a former love that I once knew
These are my friends, see how they glisten
She keeps Moet et Chandon in a pretty cabinet
If you live around here you need cash in the bank
Gray skies are gonna clear up
Sometimes when I'm in heaven
Lisa Carew can this be you
The other night I got arrested by the karma police and beat down
I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
Well it rains and it pours when you're out on your own
Inner-city life, inner-city pressure, concrete life is starting to get ya
I cheated a little, because I had a) a bunch of songs in German/Italian pop up and b) some shitty audiobook thing from class.
Turkeyday was awesome, I'm chilling for a while and busting out the good old TBP♥
Put your MP3 player on shuffle, and write down the first line of the first twenty songs. Post the poem that results. The first line of the twenty-first is the title.
Come One, Come All
You know I'm usually more charismatic than this
I want you to want me
Touched, you say that I am too
This won't hurt more than a pinch
Would it be gay to write you a song to cheer you up
The world is cruel
Oh baby here comes the sound
Take my time, take it easier
Kids, I don't know what's wrong with these kids today
You remind me of a former love that I once knew
These are my friends, see how they glisten
She keeps Moet et Chandon in a pretty cabinet
If you live around here you need cash in the bank
Gray skies are gonna clear up
Sometimes when I'm in heaven
Lisa Carew can this be you
The other night I got arrested by the karma police and beat down
I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
Well it rains and it pours when you're out on your own
Inner-city life, inner-city pressure, concrete life is starting to get ya
I cheated a little, because I had a) a bunch of songs in German/Italian pop up and b) some shitty audiobook thing from class.
Turkeyday was awesome, I'm chilling for a while and busting out the good old TBP♥
hi and stuff
Nov. 25th, 2008 04:12 pmI promised myself that every entry I made from now on wouldn't just be quotes from the MCR blog/twitter but...HAVE YOU HEARD? MIKEYWAY'S DOG IS A GENTLEMAN AND A SCHOLAR. oh my fannish heart
ETA FRANK FINALLY POSTED AND OMG these boys and their dogs <33
Hi to friends, new and old! I'm Jen! I'm in college! I have a paper due tomorrow I have no idea what I'm writing on, but I just handed in a 30 page (well. 27) play! WOO! Um. I'm a big dork, and a crazy flailer. I love chatfic in both comments and actual chat, and I love to spread the crack around! I've actually gotten really bored with my eljay habits, and. Seriously, fuck RL, I'm around that all the time, why should I put it on the internet? So while there's definitely RL content, I'm really making a conscious effort to move in a more fannish direction. THIS IS MY FANDOM RENAISSANCE, and you are ALL A PART OF IT \o/
AIM: madhatterdru I'm on pretty much all the time, and if I'm online, I REALLY HONESTLY DO want to talk to you, so hit me up!
In Pompeii class yesterday, I found out that the Roman ideal for masculinity? Involves small dicks. Small dicks were the heroic standard, which, of course, made me want a Roman AU in which BAND BOY Xwho is probably Gerard is terribly self-conscious because of his UNFASHIONABLY LARGE penis ;____;
DISCUSS.
ETA FRANK FINALLY POSTED AND OMG these boys and their dogs <33
Hi to friends, new and old! I'm Jen! I'm in college! I have a paper due tomorrow I have no idea what I'm writing on, but I just handed in a 30 page (well. 27) play! WOO! Um. I'm a big dork, and a crazy flailer. I love chatfic in both comments and actual chat, and I love to spread the crack around! I've actually gotten really bored with my eljay habits, and. Seriously, fuck RL, I'm around that all the time, why should I put it on the internet? So while there's definitely RL content, I'm really making a conscious effort to move in a more fannish direction. THIS IS MY FANDOM RENAISSANCE, and you are ALL A PART OF IT \o/
AIM: madhatterdru I'm on pretty much all the time, and if I'm online, I REALLY HONESTLY DO want to talk to you, so hit me up!
In Pompeii class yesterday, I found out that the Roman ideal for masculinity? Involves small dicks. Small dicks were the heroic standard, which, of course, made me want a Roman AU in which BAND BOY X
DISCUSS.
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Nov. 24th, 2008 09:17 pmbob: You want coffee bean? I'm stopping.
gerard: Oh boy..yes...same as you...iced white chocolate mocha
bob: 5 shots???
gerard: Oh please
My entire life is going to consist of handflailing over these stupid boys and their stupid twitters, isn't it? Babies + Epic Dorkage = BEST FANDOM DAY EVER
