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mwestbelle) wrote2008-01-28 03:20 pm
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don't be a bitch, lj
Livejournal is being wonky, so I hope my image and text heavy post works right.
So I says to myself, "Self," I says, "You just got done with class for the day. You could read the first act of Merchant of Venice or actually read any of the Scarlet Letter (which you have a test on next Monday) or critique an essay or actually start your own essay...or you could POST MOAR BOYSPAM."
I don't think you need to guess which option won out.
...hi Brendon.
Don't you threaten me, Gerard, you got practically the whole last picspam to yourself.
I approve of Jon Walker's outfit as well as his sultry glances.
ACK, look at his ARM. It's so spindly! And teeny!
Snazzy vest, Ryan. You're actually looking like a semi-normal being...
AHAHAH JUST KIDDING, ROSEVEST!
Brendon will NOM on Ryan, and we shall NOM on T3h G4Y. IT WORKS OUT FOR EVERYONE, YAY!
You expect me to make a drooly/snarky comment about his amazing legs (and how he is sex on said legs) but I'm actually kind of transfixed by the buttons on his pants. I want buttons on my pants like that.
Of course, he is also a sleazy lounge singer. And he has wonky arm! I always get wonky arm in pictures too, Bill! Call me!
Can you tell that I have a Happy!Pete prejudice? I really loved the red bangs.
Brendon and Ryan are BOYFRIENDS (eek, tummy!) Jon is a DORKASS and Spencer is a GIRL (no, really, LOOK AT HIS GIRLYNESS).
I love make-up applying pics, so...yes.
This video was the first time I was like "Hey, that singer dude is kinda cute" because...well, Brendon's face takes some getting used to (he has a very intense combination of features and he does SUCH STRANGE THINGS WITH THEM) but the vid was all "Oh hai, you have a mask!kink, right? LOOK AT HIS MOUTH NAO!" (Also: FINGERS.)
Patrick, you are TINY AND ADORABLE! If I ever meet him I will have to restrain myself from PUTTING HIM IN MY PURSE AND KEEPING HIM FOREVER. (Hi Joe! You are my sister's favorite, though it is mainly on account of your Jewfro. Nice shirt!)
The picspam I found this in described Brendon as an evil muppet. I have nothing else to add.
Make-up applying!kink strikes again!
I DIDN'T FORGET YOU AND YOUR AMAZING EYES, GERARD, DON'T WORRY.
I once doodled Ryan Ross and he turned out looking like an evil gay hobo bank robber from the 19th century. And then I realized it was the BEST LIKENESS EVER.
Love the make-up, ADORE the clothes, and the sneaky!gay ("Stand closer to me, Ryan, the photographer was gandering at me!")
O LOOK, SOMEONE ELSE FROM MCR WITH AMAZING EYES.
AND ANOTHER. (Seriously, how did we not know that Mikeyway was a STONE FOX under the plastic frames and lesbian hair?)
SO HAPPY TOGETHER.
Is it wrong that every time I look at this picture, I first think that he's wearing a (non-hooded) sweatshirt with a matching hat with earflaps? (The black stripes blend into the background! I'm NOT INSANE)
This is just gorgeous. I almost don't want to squee over it because it's just that beautiful but...RYAN'S HIPBONESAGHIMDEAD.
HOW DO YOU EVEN FUNCTION BEING THAT SMALL FRANKIE?? HOW???
SWEAT BABY SWEAT
Sexy onstage snuggletime! (O hai, I have an icon of you!)
...guh
He is so young! And his skin is flawless! WHY?
Did I post this last time? I lose track of Teh Gay at times (with BONUS SWEAT AND ROSEVEST)
Beautiful.
The CUTEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE. (Can you tell that I first got into bandom for the Ryan/Brendon? I didn't think so.)
UNH. Just...his angry little face and his angry little red eyeliner and YES. I need more badass street punk Frank in my life. Though I am sort of concerned as to where the rest of his body went...it just kind of vanishes after his neck.
You are a FIERCE DIVA, Brendon...
JUST LIKE GERARD.
I think this is one of my top photoshoots, each of their pics from it is just stunning. (PS: They made Spencer look like a boy without the use ofhorrifying facial hair!)
I think it's sad that I'm this excited about ONE COLORED SCARF. WHY SO MONOCHROMATIC, GERARD? It's a nice scarf though, looks handmade. Did he make it himself?! DID FRANK MAKE IT FOR HIM!?!
Hi Bill! You're all calm and acoustic today!
We remember you're fierce, honey, don't worry. (HIS LEG GOES ON FOREVERANDEVERANDEVER)
Mmm.
I am half transfixed by his long legs, but mostly horrified with his BARE FEET. AGH, SO UNSANITARY, BILL, WHY?
...okay, I forgive you.
ADORABLE.
AND SEXIFUL. I don't know if I would be half so fond of Bill as I am had I not been first introduced to him like this. I am such a whore for vampires.
AND SUNSHINEY.
And he has good friends! (Very subtleboob pec-grab, Gabe.)
YOU KNEW IT WAS COMING. This pic was my first experience with Mr. Gabriel here. I approved. (I love that Patrick in the background is TOTALLY UNCONCERNED, THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME, I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO BOTHER LOOKING)
Whut up, homies? Yo.
And he's really a girl. (Why do all the bandboys have glasses I covet?)
A pretty, pretty girl.
He's maybe stubbly (or just having a bad skin day) and still is a girl!
And a pyromaniac.
I MOURN THE HAIR.
I mean, he's adorable, but THE HAIR. SO PRETTY.
Yay, it's back! Ah, the miracle of photographs. Moments captured in time. Why do you have honey? Is the basement running low?
I approve of the capturing of this moment.
And this one as well. (Ooookay, so maybe not SO much a girl.)
I said I got into bandom for the Ryan/Brendon Gay, but the first bandslash I ever read was Bill/Travis <3
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boytouching and I was like "uh...pretty." AND THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL BEGAN! THERE WAS NO LOOKING BACK!
I mean, they're adorable.
Seriously. (Although I approve immensely of adding Gabe to the mixture. OT3 4eva)
Being in a band is very hot work.
IS HE EVEN WEARING PANTS? WHY EVEN BOTHER, BILL?
Oh now, you're going to be all coy?
You're not fooling anybody, mister.
Yeah, that's right.
We know all about you. Hey...who else is OBSCENELY SEXY, especially on stage?
That's right!
aksdkjfead!1;11
He is SO SWEATY I CAN SEE THROUGH HIS SHIRT. THIS IS GROSS, NOT SEXY. NOT SEXY. OH GOD.
Oh hai there, dorkface.
Vampire!dorkface is still a dorkface.
Definitely dorkface.
Don't try to pull Ryan in, he's having none of this tomfoolery.
Patrick might help, though.
He can bring his boys.
Or y'know, we could go back to SEXY.
Just to mix it up a bit.
Or we could stick with adorkable.
Or sexy. (Jeez, even the collar of his jacket is PAINFULLY HOT.)
Or adorkable.
Or...sexy? Maybe?
Okay, definitely adorkable. Loser.
Random!Guitaring!
That coat seriously makes my life...I have one kinda like it, except full-length.
Awwwww...
I never cease to be amazed by all his wacky designs. They're AWESOME.
I love how Ryan's all "I am composed and classy" and Brendon's just "WINTERWEAR! GLASSES! DORKFACE!"
Ach, so cute! I would go to Starbucks everyday for you, Jon Walker.
Everything in this picture says "Oh yeah, we're just completely normal actual boys who don't paint strange things on their faces and dress up like Victorian circus performers." And then you look down and see Brendon's shoes. (Though Ryan's hat is sorta pushing it.)
The picspam I found this in neglected to mention the fact that there's a mural of a GIANT (PRESUMABLY) NAKED MAN behind Pete and Patrick, which I thought a gross oversight. Also, Pete looks abnormally sexy here, so kudos.
This is just such a scene. Pete's all "O HAI, I'm PETE WENTZ AND I'M AWESOME, AREN'T I AWESOME BRENDON?" And Ryan's just "AHAHAHAH UR SO AWESOME PETE, I HEART YOU" And Brendon's like "We're ON A DATE, DUDE. FUCK OFF."
Pete can has chimp!SUCH A CUTE FAMILY
Rawr.
Peas and rice! (This is not funny if you have not watched the Hot Fuzz extra, "Hot Funk." Well, it may still not be funny, but at least it would make some sense.)
I always thought knuckle tattoos were gross. Thank you, Frank Iero, for showing me the error of my ways.
SPIT TRAILS ARE NOT HOT SPIT TRAILS ARE NOT HOT SPIT TRAILS ARE NOT HOT Why are there not more spit trails in pornfiction???
He is PAINFULLY ATTRACTIVE, srsly, how does he do it?
Ah, little emo!Frankie! Gloves!
There should be a fic in which Frank is a messenger except (FOR COMPLETELY SENSIBLE REASONS I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO THINK OF) he carries all the messages in his mouth. SEXY SHENANIGANS ENSUE. (Perhaps some kind of slave AU, where the slaves aren't allowed to touch with their hands what their masters will?)
I'm not sure about the random windmill but I heartily approve of the PIERCINGS.
I love how he is both the hottest of the hot and still rivals Brendon for sheer DORKFACE.
He makes me happy just to look!
And in conclusion, I will say that, though tattoos have always intrigued me (I have a ridiculously low pain tolerance aka I am a giant sissy and will thus never get one.) and were fun to look at, I never really considered them underwear-meltingly HOT. Until this:
The End ...or is it?
So I says to myself, "Self," I says, "You just got done with class for the day. You could read the first act of Merchant of Venice or actually read any of the Scarlet Letter (which you have a test on next Monday) or critique an essay or actually start your own essay...or you could POST MOAR BOYSPAM."
I don't think you need to guess which option won out.
...hi Brendon.
Don't you threaten me, Gerard, you got practically the whole last picspam to yourself.
I approve of Jon Walker's outfit as well as his sultry glances.
ACK, look at his ARM. It's so spindly! And teeny!
Snazzy vest, Ryan. You're actually looking like a semi-normal being...
AHAHAH JUST KIDDING, ROSEVEST!
Brendon will NOM on Ryan, and we shall NOM on T3h G4Y. IT WORKS OUT FOR EVERYONE, YAY!
You expect me to make a drooly/snarky comment about his amazing legs (and how he is sex on said legs) but I'm actually kind of transfixed by the buttons on his pants. I want buttons on my pants like that.
Of course, he is also a sleazy lounge singer. And he has wonky arm! I always get wonky arm in pictures too, Bill! Call me!
Can you tell that I have a Happy!Pete prejudice? I really loved the red bangs.
Brendon and Ryan are BOYFRIENDS (eek, tummy!) Jon is a DORKASS and Spencer is a GIRL (no, really, LOOK AT HIS GIRLYNESS).
I love make-up applying pics, so...yes.
This video was the first time I was like "Hey, that singer dude is kinda cute" because...well, Brendon's face takes some getting used to (he has a very intense combination of features and he does SUCH STRANGE THINGS WITH THEM) but the vid was all "Oh hai, you have a mask!kink, right? LOOK AT HIS MOUTH NAO!" (Also: FINGERS.)
Patrick, you are TINY AND ADORABLE! If I ever meet him I will have to restrain myself from PUTTING HIM IN MY PURSE AND KEEPING HIM FOREVER. (Hi Joe! You are my sister's favorite, though it is mainly on account of your Jewfro. Nice shirt!)
The picspam I found this in described Brendon as an evil muppet. I have nothing else to add.
Make-up applying!kink strikes again!
I DIDN'T FORGET YOU AND YOUR AMAZING EYES, GERARD, DON'T WORRY.
I once doodled Ryan Ross and he turned out looking like an evil gay hobo bank robber from the 19th century. And then I realized it was the BEST LIKENESS EVER.
Love the make-up, ADORE the clothes, and the sneaky!gay ("Stand closer to me, Ryan, the photographer was gandering at me!")
O LOOK, SOMEONE ELSE FROM MCR WITH AMAZING EYES.
AND ANOTHER. (Seriously, how did we not know that Mikeyway was a STONE FOX under the plastic frames and lesbian hair?)
SO HAPPY TOGETHER.
Is it wrong that every time I look at this picture, I first think that he's wearing a (non-hooded) sweatshirt with a matching hat with earflaps? (The black stripes blend into the background! I'm NOT INSANE)
This is just gorgeous. I almost don't want to squee over it because it's just that beautiful but...RYAN'S HIPBONESAGHIMDEAD.
HOW DO YOU EVEN FUNCTION BEING THAT SMALL FRANKIE?? HOW???
SWEAT BABY SWEAT
Sexy onstage snuggletime! (O hai, I have an icon of you!)
...guh
He is so young! And his skin is flawless! WHY?
Did I post this last time? I lose track of Teh Gay at times (with BONUS SWEAT AND ROSEVEST)
Beautiful.
The CUTEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE. (Can you tell that I first got into bandom for the Ryan/Brendon? I didn't think so.)
UNH. Just...his angry little face and his angry little red eyeliner and YES. I need more badass street punk Frank in my life. Though I am sort of concerned as to where the rest of his body went...it just kind of vanishes after his neck.
You are a FIERCE DIVA, Brendon...
JUST LIKE GERARD.
I think this is one of my top photoshoots, each of their pics from it is just stunning. (PS: They made Spencer look like a boy without the use of
I think it's sad that I'm this excited about ONE COLORED SCARF. WHY SO MONOCHROMATIC, GERARD? It's a nice scarf though, looks handmade. Did he make it himself?! DID FRANK MAKE IT FOR HIM!?!
Hi Bill! You're all calm and acoustic today!
We remember you're fierce, honey, don't worry. (HIS LEG GOES ON FOREVERANDEVERANDEVER)
Mmm.
I am half transfixed by his long legs, but mostly horrified with his BARE FEET. AGH, SO UNSANITARY, BILL, WHY?
...okay, I forgive you.
ADORABLE.
AND SEXIFUL. I don't know if I would be half so fond of Bill as I am had I not been first introduced to him like this. I am such a whore for vampires.
AND SUNSHINEY.
And he has good friends! (Very subtle
YOU KNEW IT WAS COMING. This pic was my first experience with Mr. Gabriel here. I approved. (I love that Patrick in the background is TOTALLY UNCONCERNED, THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME, I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO BOTHER LOOKING)
Whut up, homies? Yo.
And he's really a girl. (Why do all the bandboys have glasses I covet?)
A pretty, pretty girl.
He's maybe stubbly (or just having a bad skin day) and still is a girl!
And a pyromaniac.
I MOURN THE HAIR.
I mean, he's adorable, but THE HAIR. SO PRETTY.
Yay, it's back! Ah, the miracle of photographs. Moments captured in time. Why do you have honey? Is the basement running low?
I approve of the capturing of this moment.
And this one as well. (Ooookay, so maybe not SO much a girl.)
I said I got into bandom for the Ryan/Brendon Gay, but the first bandslash I ever read was Bill/Travis <3
This was posted on
boytouching and I was like "uh...pretty." AND THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL BEGAN! THERE WAS NO LOOKING BACK!
I mean, they're adorable.
Seriously. (Although I approve immensely of adding Gabe to the mixture. OT3 4eva)
Being in a band is very hot work.
IS HE EVEN WEARING PANTS? WHY EVEN BOTHER, BILL?
Oh now, you're going to be all coy?
You're not fooling anybody, mister.
Yeah, that's right.
We know all about you. Hey...who else is OBSCENELY SEXY, especially on stage?
That's right!
aksdkjfead!1;11
He is SO SWEATY I CAN SEE THROUGH HIS SHIRT. THIS IS GROSS, NOT SEXY. NOT SEXY. OH GOD.
Oh hai there, dorkface.
Vampire!dorkface is still a dorkface.
Definitely dorkface.
Don't try to pull Ryan in, he's having none of this tomfoolery.
Patrick might help, though.
He can bring his boys.
Or y'know, we could go back to SEXY.
Just to mix it up a bit.
Or we could stick with adorkable.
Or sexy. (Jeez, even the collar of his jacket is PAINFULLY HOT.)
Or adorkable.
Or...sexy? Maybe?
Okay, definitely adorkable. Loser.
Random!Guitaring!
That coat seriously makes my life...I have one kinda like it, except full-length.
Awwwww...
I never cease to be amazed by all his wacky designs. They're AWESOME.
I love how Ryan's all "I am composed and classy" and Brendon's just "WINTERWEAR! GLASSES! DORKFACE!"
Ach, so cute! I would go to Starbucks everyday for you, Jon Walker.
Everything in this picture says "Oh yeah, we're just completely normal actual boys who don't paint strange things on their faces and dress up like Victorian circus performers." And then you look down and see Brendon's shoes. (Though Ryan's hat is sorta pushing it.)
The picspam I found this in neglected to mention the fact that there's a mural of a GIANT (PRESUMABLY) NAKED MAN behind Pete and Patrick, which I thought a gross oversight. Also, Pete looks abnormally sexy here, so kudos.
This is just such a scene. Pete's all "O HAI, I'm PETE WENTZ AND I'M AWESOME, AREN'T I AWESOME BRENDON?" And Ryan's just "AHAHAHAH UR SO AWESOME PETE, I HEART YOU" And Brendon's like "We're ON A DATE, DUDE. FUCK OFF."
Pete can has chimp!
Rawr.
Peas and rice! (This is not funny if you have not watched the Hot Fuzz extra, "Hot Funk." Well, it may still not be funny, but at least it would make some sense.)
I always thought knuckle tattoos were gross. Thank you, Frank Iero, for showing me the error of my ways.
He is PAINFULLY ATTRACTIVE, srsly, how does he do it?
Ah, little emo!Frankie! Gloves!
There should be a fic in which Frank is a messenger except (FOR COMPLETELY SENSIBLE REASONS I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO THINK OF) he carries all the messages in his mouth. SEXY SHENANIGANS ENSUE. (Perhaps some kind of slave AU, where the slaves aren't allowed to touch with their hands what their masters will?)
I'm not sure about the random windmill but I heartily approve of the PIERCINGS.
I love how he is both the hottest of the hot and still rivals Brendon for sheer DORKFACE.
He makes me happy just to look!
And in conclusion, I will say that, though tattoos have always intrigued me (I have a ridiculously low pain tolerance aka I am a giant sissy and will thus never get one.) and were fun to look at, I never really considered them underwear-meltingly HOT. Until this:
The End ...or is it?