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teeth and hate
Mar. 4th, 2008 02:16 pmThe dentist is kind of the worst thing in the universe. I had a scary militant hygienist who was more than happy to tell me that my gums were RED AND SWOLLEN because I don't floss and I have SOME GINGIVITIS. Plz, woman, I'm in college. I don't have time to floss, and pretty much everyone in the world has a little gingivitis. Besides, the whole flossing thing is iffy to me--they're all "The bleeding and pain should settle down after a couple weeks!" Er. What? Generally, when I do things to my body and bleeding and pain results, I STOP DOING THOSE THINGS, not carry on for a few weeks. >_< But apparently I have good teeth and a nice bite (thank you, orthodontia!) and I don't have to go back until September. Teeth hurttt.
Also: BRETT FAVRE WHUT? WHYYYYYYY??
So, after doing the love meme from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
thelemic, folkballad took the letter I gave her and made it into a hate meme (because there is nothing but coal black and viscuous hatred in her soul). I asked her for a hate letter just to even things out.
Things I Hate That Start With B
1. Bratty children -- Seriously, put your child on an effing leash or smack it around a little. I cannot stand poorly behaved children--I had ONE temper tantrum in my entire childhood, and I was out of that Olive Garden faster than you can say "dang, that's a loud little girl" You are parents, not spectators.
2. Bugs -- Cannot handle them. AT ALL.
3. Baseball -- Possibly the dullest sport EVAR
4. Blisters -- I have a favorite pair of sandals that give me nasty ass blisters on my toes /o\
5. Backgammon -- It mystifies me entirely, and like the townsfolk of Beauty and the Beast, I don't like what I don't understand
6. Beer -- Smells nasty, makes people do stupid shit. Nothnx
7. Barf -- Ugh. There are few things in the world grosser than vomit
8. Blowhards -- STFU and keep your dumb opinions to yourself.
9. Beards -- Not in general just...Spencer. Nothnx. And Gee...stick with the scruff, I'm kind of worried the Earth will explode if you manage a full beard.
10. Bad breath -- Ew. And v. difficult to escape in close quarters.
Now you know things I hate! This was a positive entry XD
Also: BRETT FAVRE WHUT? WHYYYYYYY??
So, after doing the love meme from
thelemic, folkballad took the letter I gave her and made it into a hate meme (because there is nothing but coal black and viscuous hatred in her soul). I asked her for a hate letter just to even things out.Things I Hate That Start With B
1. Bratty children -- Seriously, put your child on an effing leash or smack it around a little. I cannot stand poorly behaved children--I had ONE temper tantrum in my entire childhood, and I was out of that Olive Garden faster than you can say "dang, that's a loud little girl" You are parents, not spectators.
2. Bugs -- Cannot handle them. AT ALL.
3. Baseball -- Possibly the dullest sport EVAR
4. Blisters -- I have a favorite pair of sandals that give me nasty ass blisters on my toes /o\
5. Backgammon -- It mystifies me entirely, and like the townsfolk of Beauty and the Beast, I don't like what I don't understand
6. Beer -- Smells nasty, makes people do stupid shit. Nothnx
7. Barf -- Ugh. There are few things in the world grosser than vomit
8. Blowhards -- STFU and keep your dumb opinions to yourself.
9. Beards -- Not in general just...Spencer. Nothnx. And Gee...stick with the scruff, I'm kind of worried the Earth will explode if you manage a full beard.
10. Bad breath -- Ew. And v. difficult to escape in close quarters.
Now you know things I hate! This was a positive entry XD