mwestbelle

At home! Huzzah!

Watchmen yesterday. AWESOOOOME. Possibly more coherent review to come.

Playing FOB Trail again because I'm bored and lonely and blocked. Suck :(

Last of my sosodirty fics is finally going up today XD Enjoy!

Tug
Pete/Gerard, R, ~3k
Prompt: Harems, written for sosodirty

The new boys come to Pete, nervous and scared, or if they aren’t nervous, he comes to them, because they should be.

Warnings: sexual slavery, past genital mutilation

Thanks to julesmania for the beta ♥

The Whole of Nature
Pete/Patrick, being fed, ~2k, Adult
Warnings: D/s, foodkink

He was like a begging puppy, always under heel, and Patrick usually lost half of his meal to Pete’s innocent grin and open mouth.

Thanks to xolunchbox for the beta

( The whole of nature, as has been said, is a conjugation of the verb to eat, in the active and in the passive. ~William Ralph Inge )

I feel like I've been studying forever, even though I barely managed to actually study today. Blergh. I've just lost all motivation 9___9

I found, however, THE DARK MOTHERFUCKIN KNIGHT on dvd at Walmart and damn straight I bought that shit. We're going to watch it when Clairebear gets back from her exam.

"You're Bronx Wentz," Collie says. It's not a question at all, so he doesn't say anything. That seems right, because after a moment of silence she says, "My dad and your dad fucked. How weird is that?"

Bronx doesn't like to think about his dad fucking anyone, not his mom and definitely not Mellon Collie Way's dad. He winces. "Um, fucking weird."

"But then, seems like my dad was kind of a slut." Collie fumbles in her bag--it has little cartoon dinosaurs and little cartoon robots holding hands and stomping on buildings together on it--for a bookmark, and tucks her book away.

--as of yet untitled/unfinished nextgen fic I have sitting in a private entry right now. Mellon Collie was named by perpexsea and nokomis305, used with permission :)

I have also now listening to FAD approx. 20 times all the way through and I LOVE IT TO PIECES <333333 I wish it was out, because I would have bought it at Walmart :(

It's a FANDOM POST, YAY!

First of all, I am tickled beyond belief that you guys dig the ballroom dancing au like you do <333 New friends (and maybe old one, idk) may not know this, but I LOVE TO TELL STORIES TO PEOPLE. This is because I am LAZY and also a FAT SLUT FOR FEEDBACK. The point is, I always always always want to tell my friends stories. Sometimes I post them and sometimes I don't but seriously. If any of you IM me (madhatterdru), I am always thrilled to tell you a story. You can be like JENNN TELL ME ABOUT MADCAP SPACE PIRATE GERARD AND FRANK THE DATA PRINCESS or FROG PRINCESS AU, GO! or if you're not picky and lazy (like me! highfive!) just go TELL ME A STORYYYY JENN OMG and I will! It's sort of magical! I get to chatter on happily about the boys I love for a while, and you get to make me happy by *hands*ing and loling and :Oing. So. IDK, I officially declare this ASK JEN TO TELL YOU A STORY Day! And tomorrow is too! Just IM me and ask! Or you could IM me and be like "hi" and I'm liable to be like LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS AU I WANT BUT AM TOO MUCH OF A LAZYASS TO WRITE UP PROPERLY :DDD

In relation to this (somewhat) is my list! I was thinking about fandom cliches and, you know what? I LOVE THEM. SO MUCH. Back in SPNfen? I was that lametard who was loved all the stupid fics that went like this:

SAM AND DEAN: WE ARE HUNTING A SUCCUBUS!
SAM OR DEAN: O NOEZ, I HAVE BEEN ATTACKED BY THE SUCCUBUS
DEAN OR SAM: O NOEZ!
SAM OR DEAN: WE MUST FUCK
DEAN OR SAM: BUT WE ARE BROTHERS
SAM OR DEAN: BUT WE MUSTTTTT or i will die
SAM AND DEAN: *FUCK LIKE BUNNIES*

When people started wising up and writing fic about being angsty and shit, I was like ;___; but but mustn't we fuck? ;___; That was really pointless, but this is a list of bandom cliches that I love! Tell me yours!

( Cliches = A+++ )

FOB PODCAST. OH MY FUCKING GOD. WHY DID NO ONE LINK ME TO THIS? &BOYSFOREVER; PETERICK. SO-CALLED BABY. PATRICK IS A CLASSY GUY. CODEWORD FOR BOOOOBS. PETE, THAT WAS ENTIRELY HYPOTHETICAL.

THEY HURT ME WITH THEIR AWESOME. HURT. OWWWWW.

And happy b-day to another cool kid, thelemic~ :P