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Check it, join it, rock it, pimp it :D (Note: This was conceived for people writing ORIGINAL Nanowrimos to get support in a more centralized area from bandbuddies, but Nano-style bandfic is also welcome)

Also: I want fic about Gerard Way: Champion of Groupies. Because he's so against all that shit, and he totally realizes that while cutting them out of the band's life completely is good and all, it's not really helping people on a REAL PERSONAL LEVEL. And what is Gerard up for besides helping people? So he totally starts trolling for groupies at shows, and picks up the most pathetically desperate girl he can find and takes her back to the bus to...talk about her self-esteem and give her a heartfelt speech about inner beauty and feminine pride, and sometimes he SQUEEZES THEIR KNEES supportively and all the groupies are like "...bzuh?" And most of them don't really get it, and just kind of wander off stunned. And during the day he's all DDDD: I have to help these giiiirls but they keep trying to put their hands down my pants whyyy Mikey and Mikey's like I don't really want to hear about girls putting their hands down your pants, Gee, srsly.

Gee is unflappable and just moves on whyyyy Frank whyyy and Frank doesn't really know what to say, because he's pretty sure Gerard never actually realized that he was totally a groupie for MCR in the old days. There was actually a while when he thought that Gerard was straight or else deliberately cruel, because Frank was totally throwing himself at him in the sluttiest way he could manage short of literally sticking his hand down Gerard's pants (which he did do a couple times, but Gerard just kind of giggled and stumbled away), and by the time he realized that Gerard was really that oblivious (and, at the time, that wasted) that he really didn't get that Frank was a total singerwhore and coming onto him in a way that would have made Pete Wentz roll his eyes.

So he doesn't really know what to say about Gerard and his mission to get every groupie a top that both fits and flatters and a copy of A Vindication of the Rights of Women and.............he distracts him with sex? IDK. TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS.