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[mwestbelle]

Tomorrow is the last day of bidding for Sweet Charity, so make sure you check out everybody selling their wares! :)

I'm eating cookie dough out of the tub and researching old Nielsen ratings for a project, and you know what I want? A fun AU talking time. So please, tell me about Gerard the Evil Overlord. Who are his henchmen? Who's his consort? What wicked plots does he have? Is he successful in any of them? Where's his lair?

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[thelemic.livejournal.com]

Obviously, he and Mikey need to plot things. Frank is their failtastic henchman, he may or may not construct half of these plots to woo Lyn...

[mwestbelle.livejournal.com]

Nothing says wooing like the agony of millions!

[aceles.livejournal.com]

THIS WAS MEANT TO BE SILLY AND THEN I REALIZED I COULD WRITE THIS AU ALL DAY EVERY DAY.


Frank's his consort, of course, though he rejected the plans for a mostly see-through outfit when he first presented it to him.

"I am not wearing that," said Frank.

"But it's..." Gerard wiggles it, "It's fun! And festive and you'll look so good in it and--"

"I am not arm candy," Frank insisted. "You give me a badass outfit or I walk right out of this evil lair."

Bob is henchman #1. He wears an eyepatch that has no practical use and is entirely for effect, and sometimes puts on fake scars in random places to freak out the lesser henchmen. They think he's Wolverine or something, with super healing factor.

His wicked plots are, unfortunately, sort of short-sighted at the moment. They involve things like taking over the Dairy Queen when he really wants a turtle sundae, and knocking over a convenience store to steal their coffee machine, the henchmen carrying it over their heads together like it's an object of great and powerful worth. The plots are generally successful, but lacking in foresight. He has a kind of vague 'take over the world' scenario which he plans to preced with the more manageable 'take over Jersey', because it's kind of like when he graduated from high school and wanted to 'start a band and make awesome music and make amazing comics' which turned into 'starting failtastic bands that last two weeks before he gets tired of them and interning at cartoon network.'

[mwestbelle.livejournal.com]

Oh Fraaaaank. He wears the see-through one sometimes though, right? When they're playing The Kidnapping, Forced Sexualizing, and Subsequent Seduction of the Heroine.

Bob's eyepatch!

Gerard fails so hard at being wicked <3

[aceles.livejournal.com]

Oh totally. But no one can know. They were in front of all the henchmen, and he would never say anything sexual with their virgin ears around.

...yes, Frank is basically Dr. Girlfriend.

Bob should always wear an eyepatch, all the time.

He tries, though, how he tries. :D