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[mwestbelle]

There was a show about squids mating on PBS tonight. SOMEONE PLEASE TALK TO ME ABOUT HOW MUCH GERARD LOVED THAT SHOW/LIKES TO TRY TO REENACT IT. OMG, YES, HE HIDES BEHIND THE BED PRETENDING IT'S A ROCK LIKE THE FEMALE SQUID AND MAKES FRANK GUARD HIM UNTIL HE LAYS HIS EGGS *_____*

In other news, spent more time outside this weekend than in ages: worked selling water & popcorn as a favor to Juj on Saturday, and picked up sticks from out Insane Storm Damage this morning. Otherwise...life is as it is. Back to work tomorrow, though this is my last week as a TA. Part of that is YAY but a bigger part is...so now I need a new job ;___; Booo, school, why are you so expensive?

Um. Other than that, I have New Project I'm very happy with, Fic for burgaw, (Belated) Birthdayfic for runthegamut on my plate right now. Also: TENTACLE HOOKERS Yes, we really are your friendly neighborhood source for all things tentacled

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[mxtape.livejournal.com]

...YOU MUST KNOW HOW ARDENTLY I BELIEVE THIS SQUIDKINK TO BE TRUFAX.

[mwestbelle.livejournal.com]

:D IT IS A HUGE KINK, AND THE REST OF MCR IS ALL KIND OF DISTURBED BY IT, EXCEPT FRANK WHO IS ALL "DDDDD: DON'T KNOCK IT TIL YOU'VE TRIED IT ;___;"

[firedragon9.livejournal.com]

Tentacles are hotter on the Ways.

[mwestbelle.livejournal.com]

Is anything not hotter on the Ways?

[firedragon9.livejournal.com]

Um, no. Everything is made hotter by the Ways. :D

[sunktheglow.livejournal.com]

I feel like I should say to you, you don't HAVE to write me anything, but the other part of me is going, since you already started...

I AM EXCITED. :D

Also, TENTACLE HOOKERS = AOK WITH ME.

[mwestbelle.livejournal.com]

:DD I LIKE writing things for my friends, it makes me glee.

I feel sorry for the people on my Flist who aren't okay with tentacle hookers. THEIR LIVES MUST BE SO EMPTY ;___;

[thelemic.livejournal.com]

Bb, we officially need to write that. EXCEPT I HAVE NOT SEEN THE DOCUMENTARY, LIFE IS WOEFUL.

[mwestbelle.livejournal.com]

Officially, eh? *omnom* DON'T WORRY, I CAN EXPLAIN IT TO YOU.

[nova33.livejournal.com]

THAT IS THE BEST MENTAL IMAGE EVER!!! No, seriously! ("Frank, could you get me a coffee?" "But then I won't be able to guard you." "Yeah, well, a few seconds shouldn't hurt..." "Oh, I dunno Gee - I mean, what would happen if the male squid swam away in the real world, huh? Even for a few seconds? I mean, there are all sorts of dangers. There might not be any baby squid at all!" "Okay, okay - forget about the coffee.

[mwestbelle.livejournal.com]

YESSSS. THE SQUIDKINK MUST BE ~ACCURATE~

[chmclfairytales.livejournal.com]

SQUIDS \o/

...DAMMIT TENTACLES.

[mwestbelle.livejournal.com]

TENTACLEZZZZZ \O/

[aileane47.livejournal.com]

And how tired are the rest of MCR of hearing Gerard talk about squid? they just had to draw the line somewhere, and won't let the nextalbum revolve around squid an their fascinating though difficult lives.

[mwestbelle.livejournal.com]

Squid are totally awesome! They would save lives if they weren't so busy like, floating around and mating ;___; And everyone else is all *facepalm* No, Gerard. Just. No.

[conquer-minds.livejournal.com]

SQUIDS&TENTACLES = LOOOOOOOOVE. Documentaries about both of those things = EVEN MOAR LOOOOOOOVE. \o/

Yay for work ending, nay for finding a new job. ;____; I wish you luck finding a new one! ♥

[mwestbelle.livejournal.com]

WHEEEEE YES \O/

Thanks! ...part of me is stealthily hoping I don't find one >_> I don't wanna work any mooooooar ;___;

[apples]

:D :D :D


yaaaaayyy.


(I cannot stop thinking "Miss Jenny! Miss Jenny!" whenever I read your journal, omg. I sweat that's the cutest thing I've ever heard. Jeeeennnnnny. I really like the name Jen, okay? And Jenny is like an amplification of the awesome of that name.)

[apples]

*swear, ew not sweat.

[mwestbelle.livejournal.com]

:D :D :D

(Hee. IRL, I do go by Jenny. It's just on teh intarwebz~ that people call me Jen. SO NOW YOU KNOW)

[apples]

(NOW I DO KNOW.)

[alien-grlfriend.livejournal.com]

I AM STALKING, OKAY? OKAY.

AFTER GERARD WATCHES THE DOC AND PRESENTS THE IDEA TO FRANK, FRANK IS ALL "O_O WHAT DO YOU MEAN SQUIDS... LIKE.. OCEAN SQUIDS?" AND GERARD IS LIKE "DUH, WHAT OTHER KINDS OF SQUIDS ARE THERE."

AN HOUR LATER...

"FRANK! YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO IT RIGHT THEN I DON'T WANNA PLAY WITH YOU?"
FRANK LOOKS AROUND THE SIDE OF THE BED WITH A O_o LOOK "FUCK GEE, WHAT. GAWD, WHAT!?" AND GERARD IS ALL, "MALE SQUIDS DON'T JUST STAND THERE! THEY BOB AROUND AND WIGGLE THEIR (*INSERT CORRECT WORD FOR FEELER THINGYS*)"
FRANK JUST SIGHS AND BOBS AROUND, WIGGLING HIS ARMS AND FINGERS "I FEEL LIKE I'M DANCING.."

AND AT ONE POINT GERARD WANTS TO REALLY GET INTO IT AND HAVE "EGGS"

"UH.. ALL WE HAVE IS BABY COCKTAIL ONIONS.."

That needed to all be in caps. The end.

[mwestbelle.livejournal.com]

AHAHAAHAHA I APPROVE OF YOUR STALKAGE \O/

[alien-grlfriend.livejournal.com]

I GET A "OH MY GAWD!" ICON! THAT MEANS I RULE!

I've never seen how squids mate. Explain plz. I can b makin' more of the LOL's if I know what is goin' on!

But:

FRANK WATCHES GERARD HOVER OVER THE BABY COCTAIL ONIONS, THEY'RE BOTH NAKED AND HE'S CONFUSED. "GEE... AM I GONNA GET TO STICK IT IN, OR WHAT?" AND GERARD IS LIKE "UH NO.. WE'RE SQUIDS RIGHT NOW. RUB IT OFF ON THE COCKTAIL ONIONS, I MEAN MY EGGS! FERTALIZED MAH EGGS!"